Ode to a Toad: Kiss the Frog Goodbye

Iman’s Space

January 18, 2020

So you searched the entire Internet for advice, huh? You asked your friends and you asked yourself the same dreaded question repeatedly: Is he really interested in me?

He doesn’t always take and return your calls. He ignores your text messages. He blows hot and cold at a rate that you can’t keep up with. Here at The Aesthete, we do things a little differently and dynamically. I’m not going to give you a long list of signs that a guy is interested in you. Instead, I have a poem especially for you. If this poem resonates with you, you’ll know what to do.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
If he isn’t calling,
He’s just not that into you.

If your cell-phone chimes,
And all you get are one word texts,
Say hello to your soon to be ex.

If he’s too busy to talk every day,
Now is your chance to walk away.

If he read your text and he didn’t reply,
Maybe your new guy isn’t all that fly.

Love is priceless,
This we know,
But kissing frogs is a long walk down that road.

Heartbreak is senseless,
But love is blind.
Blind, deaf and, dumb.

If he’s too senseless to see your worth,
Do yourself a favor and get rid of that jerk.

If he’s heartless and insensitive,
He just doesn’t care.
This is your queue to get out of there.

If he’s hateful and spiteful,
He’ll never be delightful.

If he’s not treating you right,
Eliminate him tonight.

You asked and I answered. Now you have another question: What now? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.

Sunflowers are lovely and so are you,
Don’t waste your time being listed as number two.
Be your own best friend and love will never come to an end.

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